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just say no!!! you're supporting terrorism!! you'll stunt your growth! it's a slippery slope!! you'll end up running over a little girl on a bike at the drive-thru! go fry an egg in a pan, THEN tell me how groovy you think it is!!

you're giving me palpitations and corns on my feet, you know that..
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JJ Burke wrote:just say no!!! you're supporting terrorism!! you'll stunt your growth! it's a slippery slope!! you'll end up running over a little girl on a bike at the drive-thru! go fry an egg in a pan, THEN tell me how groovy you think it is!!

you're giving me palpitations and corns on my feet, you know that..


supporting terrorism: Maybe they will help me run that stupid girl over!

stunt your growth:I'm as tall as I need to be

slippery slope: Whee!!

end up running over a little girl on a bike at the drive-thru: Well if your so dumb that you
ride your bike to a drive-thru.....

go fry an egg in a pan: No way! Fryed eggs clog your heart!
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i notice you did not address my palpitations or corns
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There good for you.
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Ever notice how "Cheech and Chong" ryhmes with "bong"?
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well chong does.. you may want to reexamine the cheech part
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No, it does not...
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No, the entire phrase "Cheech and Chong" rhymes with "bong".
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Just the end!
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you may have just discovered the most powerful tool in poetry technology since hamsandwich pantomimeter. it enables us to rhyme entire phrases by way of the final syllable!!!!!!! observe

'jesus prime comes from ireland and likes sugar'

rhymes with

'booger'

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wait!
Thats

'jesus prime comes from ireland and likes boogers'

rhymes with

'sugars'
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I prefer Burke's as it's true. I eat sugar by the ounce.
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I leave for a week and you guys screw everything up!!! great... well, new artwork coming soon.
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It was quite well-written for a week.
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well i got Gmail now.
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