I would like to contribute....

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I would like to contribute....

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My girlfriend. She's pretty damn good lookin' and 19, so you know... No risk of imprisonment with this one. She is a vegan though, so.. if you want her you're gonna have to give up meat around her and, erm.... Well, she puts out. She is slightly used though, and batteries might be required.





PS: She'll smoke you up.
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I'll take the smoking up.
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Vegan? Eww. I bet she looks like a tree with mosquito bites...
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Or some sort of dried up potato woman!
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:O Actually, surprisingly not. Although she's kinda too skinny.
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How bout sharing a picture so that I can photo shop her nakid...unless you think thats creepy?
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Sp00ky wrote::O Actually, surprisingly not. Although she's kinda too skinny.
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If I wanted to jerk off to a stick, I'd go outside and find a tree.
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I tried that once...takes longer than you'd think...
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Eternities End wrote:How bout sharing a picture so that I can photo shop her nakid...unless you think thats creepy?



Just a little...
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Sp00ky wrote:
Just a little...

says the one that wants to contribute his girlfriend to a bunch of freaks, lol


not that being a freak is a bad thing
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I only want to see it because I don't tent to trust people too well...I usually need evidence when a guy who frequents a forum makes such a bold claim...
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I wouldn't call that frequenting. Sometimesing, maybe.
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