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Jesus Prime
PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:58 pm
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Well I was hardly going to drink the stuff, was I? Anyway, you weren't the one who had to chisel a hole into the side of the mountains with one of Chuck Norris' beard hairs.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:02 pm
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Jesus Prime wrote:
Well I was hardly going to drink the stuff, was I? Anyway, you weren't the one who had to chisel a hole into the side of the mountains with one of Chuck Norris' beard hairs.

Well no wonder it didnt go smoother, you were using Chunk Norris's beard hair!

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Jesus Prime
PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:05 pm
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I was not, we used that to fix the carburettor in the car after you thought sugar would help us go faster.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:06 pm
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Jesus Prime wrote:
I was not, we used that to fix the carburettor in the car after you thought sugar would help us go faster.

That wasnt sugar, that was Crack and your the one who told me it would work!

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Jesus Prime
PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:18 pm
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Oh yeah... YOU WASTED MY GOOD CRACK!

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:20 pm
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Oh yeah... YOU WASTED MY GOOD CRACK!

IT WAS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:31 pm
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ZOMG!

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JJ Burke
PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:57 pm
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From the Desk of JJ Burke's Big City Physician


To Whom It May Concern:

JJ Burke has suffered simultaneous cardiac arrest, stroke, aneurysm, embolysm, post-mortem facial contortion, and all his hair turned white. All of it.

He left instructions to get The Temple of Dagon to pay his medical bills.

Please make checks out to JJ Burke, which is also the name of my accounts-receivable department.

Have a nice day. Don't eat apples.

Sincerely,
Dr. Realman, Beverly Hillwood Palisades, CA 90211


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Jesus Prime
PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:57 pm
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Holy motherfucking shit, Batman. Guess what? He posted!

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Enkil
PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:42 pm
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I am victorious! I have killed the great and power JP!

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:01 pm
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 9:33 am
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I love that game....


Oh and good job Enkil!
* Kicks JP's corpse*

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:58 pm
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Jesus Prime
PostPosted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:43 pm
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OKay, I took it. Decent high, didn't last too long though.

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